starkywarky:

WHEN YOU’RE LEANING OFF YOUR BED TO GRAB SOMETHING AND YOU TRY TO GET BACK UP ONLY REALIZE YOU’VE LEANED TO FAR AND THERE’S JUST THAT FEELING OF SHAME AS YOU LET YOUR BODY SLIDE OFF THE BED BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T PULL YOURSELF BACK UP IN TIME

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wank-r:

if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you

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viva-la-prussia:

how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticons 
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calumashtons:

me: *gets jealous*
me: chill

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virused:

list of people i like:

  1. dogs
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100% proven zodiac analyses

  • aries:short-tempered kind-hearted babies
  • taurus:stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
  • gemini:intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
  • cancer:over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
  • leo:melodramatic fun-loving fucks
  • virgo:creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
  • libra:ditsy carefree pacifist qts
  • scorpio:intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
  • sagittarius:honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
  • capricorn:organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
  • aquarius:extroverted detached open-minded freaks
  • pisces:sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating
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